Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
