You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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