pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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