I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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