i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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