erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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