guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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