I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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