So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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