All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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