You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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