ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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