If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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