Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The air was thick with penises
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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