Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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