in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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