"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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