i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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