Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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