Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
