is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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