i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
vagina is talking i cant
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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