i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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