Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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