I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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