is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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