She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
