can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I know her cup size but not her name....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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