so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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