How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i may or may not be watching the land before time
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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