okay pat passed out under dana's car
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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