her vagine was all disorganized.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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