He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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