About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
