About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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