So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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