But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Randomize
