Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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