in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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