have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
