If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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