My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.