Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says