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(302): View more from Delaware

I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.

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You mean inside out.

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No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.

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(302): I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down. (1-302): You mean inside out. (302): No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist. http://tfl.nu/eio3

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I hope mine doesn't look like that

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(250): I hope mine doesn't look like that http://tfl.nu/sndl

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(703): View more from Virginia

Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.

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(703): Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock. http://tfl.nu/z9t5

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(707): View more from California

OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.

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Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.

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(707): OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy. (1-707): Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots. http://tfl.nu/h6l1

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(410): View more from Maryland

:)

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Wipe that smile off your face.

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(410): :) (443): Wipe that smile off your face. http://tfl.nu/iqow

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(310): View more from California

Slut skills are useful in every country.

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(310): Slut skills are useful in every country. http://tfl.nu/pvtq

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(917): View more from New York City

so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...

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Are you serious?

(917): View more from New York City

yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...

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(917): so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head... (845): Are you serious? (917): yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it... http://tfl.nu/iiih

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?

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(617): it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right? http://tfl.nu/n56d

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.

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(724): You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night. http://tfl.nu/vcog

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.

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(570): Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger. http://tfl.nu/xwib

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze

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(912): Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze http://tfl.nu/0gjr

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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.

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(310): She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning. http://tfl.nu/tu4n

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...

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(423): Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight... http://tfl.nu/fo5y

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(708): View more from Illinois

Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?

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(708): Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life? http://tfl.nu/qn7b

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.

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(778): Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here. http://tfl.nu/7as8

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