absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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