i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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