what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The adults are the big ones right?
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