Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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