You made me cry and you don't even care
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
