This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we made out on top of his cat.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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