To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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