So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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