Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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