going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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