you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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