: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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