youre lurking in front of me
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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