i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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