I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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