It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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