We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
