chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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