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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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